Things that make me a little sad

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/12/2017 at 22:24 • Filed to: BMW, 99 Problems But I Can't Afford Them So Why Does It Matter To Me

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There’s an M-Performance version of the X3, but not of the 3-series wagon. I mean, 355 horsepower in the wagon would be pretty cool, but nah, here’s your SUV. Not that it really makes a difference in my life, because I can’t afford either.


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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB
11/12/2017 at 22:33

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Other things that make me sad:

3-series GT

5-series GT

6(why?!?)-series GT

No wagon except the 3-series, and I expect that to end within a few years as well.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/12/2017 at 22:40

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I saw a 5-series GT the other day, and immediately thought about what an unsightly vehicle it is. It’s just so... big? I think is the right way to put it?


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > CB
11/12/2017 at 22:41

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Wife just got rid of her X3. That thing was quick as hell, and it was a 2015 with “only” 300 Hp.

Would love to get that 355 Hp in a wagon but nooooooooo.


Kinja'd!!! CB > WilliamsSW
11/12/2017 at 22:43

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I mean, if you could afford to buy it, you’d be able to afford the speeding tickets!


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11/12/2017 at 22:46

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It’s somewhere in between an X4 and X6 in terms of girth and offensiveness.


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11/12/2017 at 22:47

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I honestly don’t hate the X4 too much. The X6... well, it’s bigly.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > CB
11/12/2017 at 23:02

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Ha! True - although thankfully she only got one with hers in 3 years!


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11/12/2017 at 23:51

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What did she replace it with?


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11/12/2017 at 23:55

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RX350 coming soon.

She’s not a car person obviously.


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11/12/2017 at 23:56

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My wife wants one too. Though if I may be honest, just a bit* out of our price range...

* - bigly.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/13/2017 at 09:21

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Yeah, they’re not cheap, that’s for sure - nothing new is these days.

The RX gets a lot of heat from enthusiasts (and rightfully so - I’ve driven the last gen and this one), but it’s very good at its mission - which is to cart families (and retirees) to soccer practice, the mall, etc. reliably in comfort and luxury without drama. My only knock on it is that rear/side visibility isn’t that great for a vehicle that’s guaranteed to be around small children, but with the various nannies it has on it, it’s fine.